YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: Hell9 there
▼: Oh, goodness, and who is this?
▲: Kankri Vantas. And y9u sh9uld fucking rec9ngize
▼: I beg your pardon?
▲: Wh9 is this, s9rry f9r my 9utburst.
▼: Well, most know me as the Signless
▼: Or the Sufferer
▼: You may take your pick, whichever suits you best.
▲: 9h my. I am s9 s9rry.
▼: That is quite alright.
▼: You what, little one?
▲: This is quite a surprise
▲: I never expected t9 enc9unter y9u.
▼: Oh? You have heard of me?
▲: 9h yes, yes I have. Y9u're quite fam9us am9ng us. 9r, gr9up I'll say.
▼: My my.
▼: I never would have expected that
▼: How so, precisely?
▼: Not for bad reasons I hope
▲: I d9nt want t9 6e the 6earer 9f 6ad news.
▼: Oh dear
▼: Was it something awful?
▼: Did I end up being a terrible troll?
▼: Goodness this is not how I wished to turn out, Mama would be ashamed of me.
▲: N9, n9thing like that. It's just terri6le t9 explain.
▼: Oh, I see.
▼: In what way?
▲: Y9u d9nt kn9w h9w hard it is t9 explain.
▲: And, I rather n9t
▼: Very well, I shall take you at your word
▼: So then little one, on a different subject, how are you faring tonight?
▲: Well. Since 9n a different su6ject n9w. I am quite fine.
▲: And y9u? H9w are y9u d9ing?
▼: That's good to hear.
▼: I'm doing rather well myself thankyou.
▼: Im waiting for the return of my mother, as it were
▲: Were did she g9 9ff t99?
▼: She's gone into town to buy material and cotton
▼: She is insisting on making me a new cloak
▼: But there is nothing wrong with my old one
▼: It is warm and dry and comfortable
▲: That s9unds nice. Have y9u t9ld her y9u d9nt need an9ther? I'm sure she w9uld listen.
▼: I did but she is insisting
▼: She rather enjoys sewing, you see, so I believe she was just looking for an excuse
▲: Any friends she c9uld use the material f9r?
▼: None who would wear it.
▼: I suppose it is a little ratty.
▼: A new one wouldn't hurt
▲: Can.. May I have y9ur 9ld 9ne then. If it's n9t a 69ther t9 ask.
▼: Of course it's no bother
▼: If you don't mind that it's a little worn you are welcome to it
▲: N9 I d9nt mind it at all. It w9uld 6e an h9n9r really.
▼: An honour?
▼: Gosh, it's only an old cloak
▲: Well. It isn't t9 me. 6ut. Nevermind. It really is an h9n9r th9ugh.
▼: Well, then it is yours.
▼: But I am honoured it is an honour?
▲: yes. Well, t99 me m9stly. M9st 9f my 'friends' w9ulnd't think s9.
▼: Oh? You don't consider them to be friends?
▼: And why would they not think so?
▲: Well, I w9uldnt c9nsider them as cl9se friends. N9 9ne really listens t9 me much. And I ann9y m9st 9f them.
▼: Well then perhaps you should seek new companions
▼: People who will respect your opinions and your right to free speech
▲: Well. It's c9mplicated t9 leave them. It's like I'm attached t9 them. Even if I d9n't want t9 6e with them. Th9ugh, I will take y9ur w9rd f9r it.
▼: Attached how?
▼: Not physically?
▲: heh. N9, n9t physically. M9re like psych9l9gically .
▼: And there is no way for you to break this bond?
▲: N9. N9t really.
▼: I see.
▼: Then perhaps it is meant to be so
▼: You cannot change your destiny, little one.
▲: Yes, 9f c9urse.
▲: Y9ur right
▼: And perhaps they are your friends and you just havent realised
▼: Being friends is not always so much about liking each other
▲: It is, isn't it?
▲: What a69ut y9u then. What are y9ur friends like?
▼: My friends?
▼: I suppose they are likeable enough, but one has terrible moodswings and can be ever so infuriating
▲: Like s9?
▲: That seem's like 9ne 9f my friends t99. He. Saved us all fr9m a disaster. And, he's n9t the same anymore.
▼: That sounds rather awful, im sorry
▲: It's fine really. I d9nt treat him differently. Neither d9es his matesprite.
▼: Thats good to know
▼: A person may not be quite the same but they are never truly gone
▲: Wise w9rds
▼: Do you think?
▲: It's just 9ne 9ut 9f many.
▼: Ive never really been called wise before
▼: Do I do this often?
▲: It depends 9n y9u, I w9uld say.
▼: Ah, but you seem to know so much about me so surely you would know yourself?
▲: I still seem t9 have t9 find myself s9metimes.
▼: Do you not feel as if you have?
▲: N9t all the time. N9
▲: And, y9u hum9r me at when y9u said I kn9w s9 much a69ut y9u. I d9nt really kn9w that much. S9, is there anything y9u w9uld want t9 say. 9r talk a69ut?
▼: Goodness, I wouldnt know where to start.
▼: ((Sorry I have to go to bed, its late where I am and I have to get up early tomorrow))
▼: ((Do you have a Tumblr?))
▲: ((yes, I do have a tumblr. You?))
▼: ((Yup, idontspeakcoolkid))
▲: hehe I would assume so ))
▲: okay then, pawitch ))
▲: thats mine ))
▲: wow. you are amazing))
▼: ((ajhdjsad ))
▼: ((We should do this again sometime))
▲: yes, yes! I agree! ))
▲: i have to go too, so I guess this is good bye))
▲: <> ))
▼: (( Byyeee <> ))
▲: bye~ ))